What would happen if a bunch of atheists infiltrated a christian dating service?

by Admin on January 7, 2009

christian dating
Nikki asked:


So all these guys let us say fall in love with beautiful atheist girls only to discover – too late! – that they have been ensnared by satan. Great idea for a script or what? I’m thinking for a cheapie made-for-cable flick. Input,anyone? I’ll share screen credit (*fingers crossed*).

{ 18 comments… read them below or add one }

Anna P January 10, 2009 at 8:17 pm

You think and think and this is all you can come up with?

. January 11, 2009 at 1:19 am

So whats the dramatic bit?

King Chrissy January 13, 2009 at 7:09 am

erm, i think you’re confusing the words ‘atheist’ and ‘satanist’

satanists are theists, they believe in the evil deity satan
atheists are atheists, they believe in no deities.

would be funny to watch prissy, prudish, frigid, abstaining christian girls getting deflowered though.

Honestchick January 13, 2009 at 9:26 am

Ha! The guys would have a better time in bed thats for sure

Lion of Judah January 14, 2009 at 9:28 pm

They do that all the Time or at least try to, A Christian through His/her spirit can discern these attempts of deception, though an Atheist does not believe this of course, and that gives us an added advantage.

Skittles January 17, 2009 at 11:29 pm

I think it’s mean cuz people are looking for someone with the same religious views to have a future. If a relationship is based on a lie, it won’t work anyway so the love would be fake. Nice try though.

JohnPaulJones January 18, 2009 at 5:53 pm

my lady are you going to star in the film cause I’ve got lots of equipment leftover from me ex gf ;-)

satanhannity January 20, 2009 at 9:40 am

Talk about suspension of disbelief. Atheists are not satanists. Disbelief in a god pretty much rules out satan as well. Maybe you can get Kirk Cameron to star in it with Chuck Norris and a cameo from Mike Huckabee. The Left Behind geniuses could make it straight to Betamax.

ZinaRae January 22, 2009 at 7:15 am

Why would any self respecting Atheist want to do that?

godless January 22, 2009 at 10:21 pm

date a christian, i would never stoop to that level. shudder.

machineheadliner January 26, 2009 at 8:41 am

lame. unless kirk cameron plays one of the girls and slips on a banana peel and falls into hell.

Galahad January 29, 2009 at 5:29 am

Why are all these people acting like she is confusing atheism with satanism? She doesn’t cap Christian which clearly indicates she is an atheist and she is obviously making fun of fundies. They think any involvement with anything other than fundism is getting snared by satan. Boy,you people aren’t very smart.

Misty Blue January 31, 2009 at 12:34 am

Hi Nikki,what is this atheists are gay bollocks from other posters?They need to get out more!
I can hook you up with my son who’s a film director,his mates an ace camera man.Few more on the job and we’re in business.What’ll we call it?From here to Maternity?

Lighten up Gal.

Lady Morgana February 2, 2009 at 10:26 am

make it real. have some of them fall in love for real, and when they discover the truth about their situations, let them have real reactions. some of them might stay together despite their differences, and how do they work through the anger? One couple might have the Christian realize how foolish his religion was and start to come around to the idea that her atheism (not satanism, perhaps this is what he initially thought she was into) is the truth after all. Perhaps some couple break up over the problems they face.

I think this has lots of great possibilities, and I think that many good movies have been built from much less. I think that you should consider yourself as a person in the shoes of each of your characters (that’s what I do anyhow) and write that dialogue as if YOU were the one experiencing it. Use your imagination and let those characters of yours go through this experience!

good luck, I wish you every success, and I will look for the movie! don’t let the naysayers get you down!!!!

Blessings,
Lady Morgana

Joachim M February 3, 2009 at 5:18 am

Read Tom Perotta’s book “The Abstinence Teacher.”

Habib February 3, 2009 at 11:14 pm

Christianity has begotten the most Atheists so let Christian Dating Service face the music!

Troy B February 6, 2009 at 6:28 am

The Christians would slowly become more open minded.

Maya February 7, 2009 at 5:24 pm

As satires of horror flicks go I think it’s a winner,particularly for the college market. “Snared By Satan!!!” is the obvious title. You can talk to my agent about percentages. After all it is my title.

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